Kottentail Written by Seth Running Time 01:16:28
LMAO , Here we go again another low budget Bunny movie , so low budget they couldn't even afford a real rabbit . This movie takes a more comical approach to horror, not to mention the quality of picture which looks like an old porn from the early 80's with a cheap comic book effect.
So it takes place in a"Overlook Animal Research Laboratory" where it seems they like to torture cute little stuffed animals. When two animal activist (or whatever they considered themselves to be, one of them a whore the other a reporter ) decide to let the animals go (only 1 Bunny) , to free them of their prison. Not knowing that the genes of this cute and cuddly lil bunny has gone haywire. He attacks a German farmer (Hans Kottentail) and then it all begins.......
So at the beginning their effects are less than great with a stuffed animal on a string and 2 chicks that look like the have herpes simplex . A pair of ghetto white basketball players , A wannabe police woman, A sorority consisting of 4 woman , one of them being oddly a 30yr old looking woman, and a scientist.
The rabbit (Frederico) is a stuffed animal !!!!!! (Sorry can't get over it!)
OMG This is so cheesy . So Hans continues to transform.... Hopping about and terrorizing all.
Favorite line in the movie :(security guard) "Raul will not like them to go bad , there are children starving in china , and who are we to let perfectly good doughnuts go to waste"
Guys you would enjoy it i'm sure with bitch slaps ,the occasional boob shots , girls in their underwear and bunny outfits , Ladies you would have to be pretty bored to enjoy this, you might as well watch something more mind stimulating.
Shut The Lights Off gives this a rating of
★★ out of 5
Reason: obvious.... cheesy as hell , the idea could have been executed better if the effects and props were better, hence it would probably still be cheesy but would probably suck less.
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